LEARN HOW TO DO THE TLC ‘CREEP’ DANCE (Freestyle)

As a part of my dedication to honoring and creating new traditions, I have decided to have perfected choreography up my sleeve for each wedding I attend.

My last wedding, my younger cousin’s, I chose The Dougie by Cali Swag District. This was a trendy choice, and, though my performance was impeccable, I have to admit, it wasn’t much of a challenge. For my next performance, I’ve vowed to celebrate my classical style with a 90s throwback.

Thankfully, my friend Brittany is getting married in March, and little does she know, I’m working on something special for her (see above). I know what you’re thinking. These moves are advanced! But do not worry!! Two months of rigorous training, appropriate footwear, and an open bar will be there to help.

Also: I’m catching the bouquet again, bitches. Just try to stop me.